Omnipotent Pigsnouts

It has occured to me that this blog is dead. I never update. I never write. No one else wants to write(unless I do, which I really haven't had the desire to do for some time, unfortunately).

And so for now, just so you know, I am letting this beast blow by for the time being. It will be here forever but it may only be slightly used. Depending on how motivated or inspired I feel. And I'm never either of them anymore. That isn't really great news, I know. But fuck, truth is truth. Somehow, someway, I will return to face this demon and I will be prepared for battle. My intellect will be my sword, my creativity, my shield. And my bright neon dildo, a gag-joke distraction so that I may plunge my sword into the heart of mine enemy. Huzzah! Wazzuh! Pizza?

So there it is. A eulogy of sorts. For the time being.

I will return. Oh yes, I will return.